The Eulogy
Bunbury, my fellow, once so jolly,
Your death makes me melancholy.
You were to me a fantastic mate.
I'm sorry combustion was your fate.
Whenever I needed an excuse,
No matter the matter you I could use.
You had once pneumonia, twice depression,
But thrice my sympathy made a fine impression.
And now, what shall your chap Algy do,
Since you can be no longer my impromptu?
No friend could ever have been as faithful.
Your timing always proved impeccable.
Here I stand at your graveside,
Shamefully and remarkably teary-eyed,
For now what, oh what, will I do,
When I'm faced with things I don't want to do?
Ode to Bunbury, now deceased,
May you forever rest in peace!
If you aren't familiar with the inspiration for this poem, you need to pick up a copy of Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest from your library. The play is absolutely hysterical and thoroughly British -- a perfect combination! ;)
By the way, Katie did have surgery. Her cyst is gone, and she's now a bionic woman! ;) This past week, two weeks after surgery, my bling-loving girl has begun walking on only two legs rather than three... The crutches strangely resembling flamingo legs have been stored in the attic!
The only thought that comes to mind in all these circumstances is this:
Praise God from whom all blessings flow. Praise Him all creatures here below. Praise Him above, ye heavenly hosts. Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. Forever and ever, Amen!
6 comments:
Amen, sista!
You have to admit you've never seen such awesome, pink, blinged-out, fabulous and totally epic crutches... 'cause they're pretty "fantastic!"
I love you!!
Katie :)
Great poem! I love The Inportance of Being Earnest...
I *love* the quote you shared with me, Jane Ellen! :)
I hope all is well with you, dearie. I always love hearing from you & reading what you have to say...
Much love,
Emily
I love it! It fits so perfectly, both in humor and rhyme. The Importance of Being Earnest is one of the funnest.
Thanks for sharing!
Hi Katie,
Hope you're feeling better! I had strep through the summer....no fun! :( Bronchitis is no better!
My Mom wanted me to try to get in touch with you guys, since she hadn't heard if you would be coming to our Christmas party...and this was the only way I could think of--your (or Jane Ellen's) blog :) Anyway, hope to see you and your lovely family over Christmas break :)
Katherine
I love the poem and I do feel I need a copy that I can put next to my books. So please in the course of your day take time to make a copy for me. I would so appreciate this piece of poetic comedy about DEATH!!!
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